Phrases You Don’t Want to Hear
Feel free to add your own.
- “Just so you know, it’s not my fault about the computer.”
- “Um, Dad, you know how you said I couldn’t borrow the car coz I’d crash it into a tree?”
- “Is this light supposed to be blinking like that?”
- “Hey Mum, have you seen my tarantula?”
- “Don’t come in here. That noise was nothing, absolutely nothing.”
- “Dad, did you know David put a hole through the bathroom wall?”
- “I learnt the coolest word at school today.”
- “Lillian, perhaps you could explain to me why it is that the microwave is broken?”
- “Honey, did you remember to put in your tax return?”
And finally:
- “If the police show up, I’m not here.”
anaglyph said,
April 28, 2006 @ 4:38 am
Is that parcel under the seat ticking/i>…?
Purple Dragon said,
April 28, 2006 @ 8:36 am
Nice one. :)
jedimacfan said,
April 28, 2006 @ 6:08 pm
“Was it good for you? I used to be a man, you know…”