Phrases You Don’t Want to Hear

Feel free to add your own.

  • “Just so you know, it’s not my fault about the computer.”
  • “Um, Dad, you know how you said I couldn’t borrow the car coz I’d crash it into a tree?”
  • “Is this light supposed to be blinking like that?”
  • “Hey Mum, have you seen my tarantula?”
  • “Don’t come in here. That noise was nothing, absolutely nothing.”
  • “Dad, did you know David put a hole through the bathroom wall?”
  • “I learnt the coolest word at school today.”
  • “Lillian, perhaps you could explain to me why it is that the microwave is broken?”
  • “Honey, did you remember to put in your tax return?”

And finally:

  • “If the police show up, I’m not here.”

3 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    anaglyph said,

    April 28, 2006 @ 4:38 am

    Is that parcel under the seat ticking/i>…?

  2. 2

    Purple Dragon said,

    April 28, 2006 @ 8:36 am

    Nice one. :)

  3. 3

    jedimacfan said,

    April 28, 2006 @ 6:08 pm

    “Was it good for you? I used to be a man, you know…”

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