The Laughter’s In the Truth

Some sheep in Soviet Russia want to leave the country.
“Why?” ask the officials. “What makes you want to leave?”
“The Secret Police,” explains one sheep. “They’ve had orders to bring in all elephants.”
The officials are puzzled.
“So what? You’re sheep, not elephants.”
“Try telling that to the Secret Police!”

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  1. 1

    Bill said,

    November 7, 2006 @ 7:23 pm

    So, how are things these days? Okay?

  2. 2

    Lia said,

    December 5, 2006 @ 7:31 pm

    Uh, oh. I know places like that.

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